can't sleep, clowns are coughing

[squirrella]

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My mother was supposed to have been named Heather, but instead wasn't. So, in a way, kinda sorta.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Probably the day I called my ex-boss a few nasty things to his pussy-ass face.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING
Sometimes.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
I like turkey.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Yeah, about 60.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Probably.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
I've been known to, from time to time.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yup.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Perhaps.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
FRUITY FUCKING PEBBLES.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Nope. Well, yes. For the first month or so of owning a new pair, I get all "I'm going to untie these shoes and not break down the structure of them by kicking them off or smooshing them on."

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Physically, no.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM ?
I don't have a favorite B&J flavor.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
The way they carry themselves.

15. RED OR PINK?
I like both.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Right now, it's the fact that I can't fucking sleep.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST ?
Mike, who right now is obliviously and sweetly sleeping.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
Der.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Gray track pants, SHEEP-Y SLIPPERS.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
I just ate some tortilla chips and beans. Yes. Beans. At 4:30am. I might have a problem.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The few lone cars passing by out front.

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Deep Purple

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
BACON

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Mike, at 6:35

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Considering no one sent it but that I instead swiped it from someone, yes.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
FOOTBALL

27. HAIR COLOR ?
Brown with increasing gray highlights.

28. EYE COLOR?
Blue with some mucus. Dude, seriously, I have never seen my eyes get so crusty as they have this last week.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes, but I wear my glasses more often right now.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
ENCHILADAS, followed by a well-filled omelette.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Both, if properly done.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
The Pianist. What a film...

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Green Drexel T

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
WINTER

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
I don't really have one... I like ice cream?

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
At work: The Guardian of Paradise. At home: Eat, Pray, Love and something else that I actually can't get into.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD ?
Optical mouse, no pad.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V.. LAST NIGHT?
Oh, I don't know.... A little show called LOST.

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
The door opening as Mikey gets in. :-)

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Yes, please.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
London, England?

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Wouldn't you like to know, big guy.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Salem, NJ